Because You Never AskedEssays by Post Consumer ManJerome Grapel
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RUSH EATS FOOT
(Author's note: It is advisable, though not totally necessary,
to read the essay "A Racist Joke" before reading this one.)
Rush Limbaugh, the neo-conservative political pundit who has
had so much to do with shaping American politics, thought he knew something
about football. So did the Disney media company, who hired him to do
commentary on their ESPN Sunday pre-game show. This is something like
hiring Nero to fight fires.
Rush recently lost his job at Disney for an opinion he offered
about Donovan McNabb, a black man who happens to be the quarterback
for the Philadelphia Eagles. Rush, in all his Renaissance man wisdom,
gave forth with the alleged fact that McNabb is overrated and always
has been, due to the fact that the National Football League wants a
black quarterback to succeed. For those of us who can speak "Limbaughnian",
this statement translates thusly: Due to the unfair advantage given
Afro-Americans in our society, Donovan McNabb is nothing more than a
marketing myth created by those trying to keep us poor white folks down.
(See essay "Affirmative Action")
In the essay "A Racist Joke", I spoke about a type of person
whose true colors shine through when given a chance to show the prejudice
that lurks under the surface of their being. In Rush's case, there was
no need to be prodded with a funny "n" word joke. His racial resentment
resides so very close to the surface, that it will naturally sneak out
into the light where the rest of us can see it. It escapes. It gets
away from him. Even Rush has to be somewhat politically correct in public,
but his true colors, along with others like him (Trent Lott, etc.),
will eventually show who he really is.
In most cases, when a public figure gets in trouble for something
they've said, it is usually a seemingly offensive comment taken out
of context. In this case, we have a perhaps inoffensive comment, one
that could be considered a legitimate opinion not racist on its face,
that becomes offensive if put into its proper context. That context
is the life and career of Rush Limbaugh and what he so publicly stands
for. This is a man who has made a handsome living trying to convince
us that the Afro-American is the privileged class in our society; that
they are taking all our spots in the Universities; that they are getting
all the government contracts; that they are all living off our money
. "Goddamit, when are they going to do something to help us white folks?"
He has demagogued the race issue into a huge following, many of whom,
I'm sure, fall into that quasi-racist group that would revel in the
"n" joke I spoke about in the essay "A Racist Joke". The comment that
led to his demise as a football analyst is completely consistent with
his outlook on race in general and is offensive when coming from
the likes of him. I would venture to guess that his racial resentment
is far more offensive in private ("that nigger's just a lot of media
hype") than what he shows on TV.
In the essay "The Bush Gang Gets Overconfident", I made reference
to the somewhat reckless overconfidence shown by Bush adviser Paul Wolfowitz
when he joked about all that Iraqi oil in an interview. Limbaugh, in
this instance, has shown the same kind of overconfidence and mistaken
omnipotence. His success in becoming an accepted fixture on the American
political landscape, had led him to believe he could say just about
anything. The scope of his arrogance can only be understood by describing
the show where the incident took place.
If none of us were to hear a single word more as to why a football
game was or will be won or lost, the world would be a better place.
But this is not about to happen in the near or not so near future. As
a result, all the media giants involved in padding their bank accounts
with sports programming, provide us with an orgy-like buffet of pre
and post-game football blah blah. All of these shows seem to be anchored
by a media professional riding herd over a 2 or 3 man panel of ex-players.
There is always a black man or two amongst the player-analysts.
The Disney media company decided to get a bit creative by going
to an "average fan" in the person of Rush Limbaugh. (They'd already
tried this unsuccessfully on their Monday Night Football telecasts with
comedian and all around schlemiel, Dennis Miller, another outspoken
political conservative. It could be that Disney is showing its
true colors in making these hiring's.) Rush shared the podium with media
pro, Chris Berman, and two ex-players of Afro-American descent, Tom
Jackson and Michael Irvin. It is difficult to understate the arrogance
of his remark when made face to face with people of color. By suggesting
that McNabb is overrated because he is a black man, isn't he also suggesting
that Jackson and Irvin owe their jobs to a similar form of "affirmative
action" in broadcasting? Did he expect them not to be offended? "Hey
Rush, you d'coolest, man, you be d'smartest honky." How would he react
if one of them said he was overrated and has gotten to where he is because
he was born into an influential, well to do family in
Unfortunately, both Irvin and Jackson were rather disappointing
in dealing with the situation, in stark contrast to Donovan McNabb himself,
who performed with distinction. It's quite possible that McNabb is overrated,
but not for the racial reason Limbaugh attributed it to. He was playing
poorly at the time of this incident, and the last thing he needed was
a distraction of this sensitive nature. Through it all, he has reacted
with the kind of style and grace that does make him marketable, although
it could never earn him a job on the field of play. Of all the people
asked to comment publicly during the 3 or 4 days this tempest swirled
through our culture, it was McNabb who made the most pertinent remark
by asking the following question:
To McNabb's credit, he did not have much to say about Limbaugh
and his critique, which is probably the best way to deal with something
so patently ludicrous. What did seem to bother him was the silence of
On the one hand, I can understand their lack of response. Neither
Jackson nor Irvin are political pundits or philosophical ideologs. They
are experts on football. They are paid to talk about football. Limbaugh's
remark entered the discussion like a clap of close striking lightning
that no one was ready for. It always takes a bit of time to recover
from the effects of such an out of the blue bolt of energy.
On the other hand, there are many people who believe that today's
successful black athlete, with their six figure contracts, have become
insensitive to the still existent problems of the black community and
are not sufficiently involved. People like Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan
have been criticized for an "I've got mine" kind of attitude. Being
that giving my opinion is an integral part of why I write these essays,
I will now give forth with one, with the full realization that it will
be a somewhat nebulous one:
For those who might be annoyed at the Tigers and
As for Jackson and Irvin, I agree with McNabb; they could have
said something. Indeed, Limbaugh's remark needed to be rebuked. Maybe
they are a bit too comfortable in their own success to feel the anger
they should have. But I'm sure they were also caught off guard. For
now, I'll criticize, but I will also forgive.
The most fundamental conclusion that can be taken away from all
this is the pure stupidity of Limbaugh's point of view. Where has he
been lately? He must be the last football fan left who still considers
the idea of a black quarterback something daring and novel. Yo! Rush!
There are black quarterbacks everywhere. Some are terrific, some are
mediocre and some suck . just like the white quarterbacks. Nobody even
thinks about it anymore.
Rush obviously has a problem with race. But the stupidity of
his McNabb statement must also call his intelligence into question.
If he could be so stupid in one area of endeavor, it certainly reflects
upon whatever he says about anything. One of the true signs of intelligence
is knowing when you don't know something. Rush seems to think he knows
something about everything.
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